Elijer Goff's Complete Works [Signed W.D.]
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General Books publication date: 2009 Original publication date: 1889 Notes: This is a black and white OCR reprint of the original. It has no illustrations and there may be typos or missing text. When you buy the General Books edition of this book you get free trial access to Million-Books.com where you can select from more than a million books for free. Excerpt: It wos thurfore put tu the meetin "That the fust exosted pusson as klozed his hies shud be at the expense of pervidm refreshin gargles tu all konsarned, and, furder, shud be kalled upon tu pay intu the poors box the sum of twenty dollars " -- tu be unequally distribooted as ushal. This rezolushun wos karried unanermusly, and it is interestin tu rekord the rezult. Every wun hed tu liquidate his own thurst, and the poor, as it wos intended tu benefit, stud at the finish in jes the same pozishun as they okkepied at the start. The sentinels as went on dooty that nite wur patriotik tu a man. They kep awake with a persistency as wos worthy of a celestyul kause. Neither planets nor fixed stars kud muv 'em, and the pale moon, as seems so offen tu divert men frum thur best and purest purposes, wos praktikally ignored. We sot round the parlour fire of the Bore and Pigskin like a astronomikal syndikate watchin fur sum new inflooents as wud agitate the terrestryul market, and as time wore on -- or, more korrekly speakin, as time wore out -- we diskussed the probabilities and the possibilities of the events immejutly afore us, at konsiderabul length. The Doktur, who hed left word at his house that he wos perfeshunally okkepied with a important kase affektin the census fur the ensooin year, felt at his ease fur the nite, and tuk the opportoonity of starrin as a scientifik man. He benevolently instrukted us on everythin he aktooly gnu konsarnin komets, and also on a konsiderabul porshun of whot he aktooly didn't gno. He illustrated his argyments by givin instances of the irreglar orbits of men and women, and he le...
Book Details
ISBN-13: 9781150439391
EAN: 9781150439391
Publisher Date: 01 Jul 2012
Height: 242 mm
Language: English
No of Pages: 116
Returnable: N
Spine Width: 6 mm
ISBN-10: 1150439394
Publisher: Rarebooksclub.com
Binding: Paperback
Illustration: Y
MediaMail: Y
PrintOnDemand: Y
Series Title: English
Width: 186 mm