What do you call a boy trying to get the creases out of his clothes at the North Pole?
Brrrr-ian!
What goes Ho Ho Swoosh, Ho Ho Swoosh?
Father Christmas in a revolving door!
Waiter, waiter, my turkey has gone off.
Which way did it go?

About the Author

Amanda Li is a writer and editor who has worked in publishing for many years. She lives in London with her family.