Nigel Mullet is just your average fifteen-year-old immortal vampire. He likes to play video games, laze about, awkwardly pursue girls, write in his diary and occasionally save the day. But now Nigel finds himself in charge of a vampire coven on the remote island of Hirta and hes sick of resolving petty disputes between vampires when he could be using his position to woo the sultry vamp girl Lenora.