Oh, the stupidity The #1 bestselling black-and-white Page-A-Day calendar is back with more hilarious celebrity gaffes, bureaucratic idiocy, malapropisms, and d'oh moments. Outrageous excuses for not serving in Vietnam: ""So many minority youths had volunteered...that there was literally no room for patriotic folks like myself"" (former congressman Tom DeLay). Plus strange headlines, badly thought-out business names ("Titanic Tours & Travel"), and entertainers who just don't get it: ""I want an autobiography without revealing any personal information whatsoever"" (Diana Ross to her editor).