It 's a year of you-won't-believe-they-actually-said-that-hilarity: the ignorant, the delusional, the confused, the just plain dumb. Perplexed politicians, pontificating pundits, and sports stars who can t count: " I only have two things going for me: my arms, my legs, and my brain." "Clueless job applicants: " Why did I leave my last company? Mostly because I sued them. " Plus weird book titles, badly translated menu items, accidentally humorous headlines (POLICE: CRACK FOUND IN MAN S BUTTOCKS), and racy furniture-store ads (BUY A BEDROOM SET, GET ONE NIGHT STAND FREE).